The Joy of Technology

Or… never having to hear “Not tonight dear” again.

We all know about sex dolls. Hell, Anais Nin wrote about them in Delta of Venus. In her story a ship’s crew contracts syphilis from their blowup fantasy doll…no sense of dramatic irony there. So sex dolls have been around awhile. And now they talk.

Introducing Roxxxy!

Roxxxy can talk and hold a conversation, comes with multiple personalities and will have sex with you when ever you please. No need to worry about those messy emotions or the complications of having an actual relationship.

For the low low price of $7,000

Remnants of Dr. Universe’s play pal, or the Stepford Wives, or April on Buffy. (Yes I do have a thing for the Whedonverse – don’t hold it against me)

The perfect woman!

And she’s built to be warm to the touch and has sensors in all the right places so that you have instant verbal confirmation that you are doing everything just right.

And yes – no more worries about finding a partner.

No fear of having to talk about things you don’t have any interest in. Roxxxy can be programmed for specific topics of interest to her man. No more uncomfortable silences after the woman in your life utters those magic words, “We need to talk”.

Yes, all the joy of a relationship without any of the mess predicable, dependable, programmable, as long as the batteries hold out.

You may be thinking that the price tag of $7,000 is steep but you need to think about it. First off it is cheaper than buying sex and safer. And buying sex can get very expensive… how much did Eliot Spitzer spend on sex, two to three thousand an hour? Wow that can add up fast.

And dating isn’t cheap either.

Imagine one date a week costing ~ $50 is $2,600 plus there travel costs and clothing and the gym membership. Besides a dating services alone can cost in the thousands per year. And all through this you may not even get them in bed – let alone get them to play out all your fantasies.

All in all this is quite a steal… no wonder 4,000 men have preordered Roxxxy and another 20,000 or so are looking at her.

Oh, and Roxxxy has a male counterpart - Rocky!!

Hmmm… sweetie, we need to talk.

Licks!